A pregnant wife wakes up at midnight:
- Husband, I have big appetite for snails!
Man goes to the park, find some snails that he puts in his pocket and on the way home he met a former girlfriend that invites him to her house. The man accepted, spent the night at her and realizes he forgot about his wife.
Got home, remove all the snails from the pocket and places them in front of the door.
- Where were you, you bastard?
- Come on, guys, come on, we're almost there...
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