Joke-2-

1. Q: In what part of Somalia is the density of population greatest?

    A: It depends on the direction of the wind.

2. Q: How can you stop an Albanian tank?

    A: You shoot the soldier that is pushing it.

3. Q: Why is there a rubber-band shortage in Albania?

    A: They're saving it for their satellite launch.

4. Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.

    A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.