Adrianne Curry Uses The Flex Belt

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Funny quotes 2

1. Marriage is the transference of misery from the woman to the man.

2. Drunk people run stop signs. High people wait for them to turn green.
3. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach his wife to fish and he can spend several hours on the couch watching football.
4. I was fired from my job as a lifeguard yesterday. Turns out when swimmers are waving they're not necessarily being friendly.

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