If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ..." - Louis Hector Berlioz
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to managemeant is knowing which mules are which.
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