10 things you can do in a men's public restroom

1. Introduce yourself to the guy at the next urinal.
2. Turn the light off while stalls are occupied.
3. Order a pizza. (This works great in bars that allow outside food deliveries. Call back the pizza parlor thirty minutes after you place your order, giving them plenty of time to start delivering the pizza, and tell them you can be found in the last stall in the men's bathroom. Refuse to leave until you get your pizza.)
4. Stick your head over an occupied stall and ask for the time.
5. Tell people that they're on TV. Point to some random spot on the far wall and ask them to "smile for the camera".
6. Lie down across all the sinks and pretend to be passed out.
7. Use a stopwatch to time people going to the bathroom. Cheer them on to encourage good performance.
8. Hold your hand in front of a hand dryer while someone's using it.
9. Pour a bucket of water over an occupied stall.
10. Grab someone's ass really hard while they're using a urinal, and see how far you can get before they catch you.