1. Introduce yourself to the guy at the next urinal.
2. Turn the light off while stalls are occupied.
3. Order a pizza. (This works great in bars that allow outside food deliveries. Call back the pizza parlor thirty minutes after you place your order, giving them plenty of time to start delivering the pizza, and tell them you can be found in the last stall in the men's bathroom. Refuse to leave until you get your pizza.)
4. Stick your head over an occupied stall and ask for the time.
5. Tell people that they're on TV. Point to some random spot on the far wall and ask them to "smile for the camera".
6. Lie down across all the sinks and pretend to be passed out.
7. Use a stopwatch to time people going to the bathroom. Cheer them on to encourage good performance.
8. Hold your hand in front of a hand dryer while someone's using it.
9. Pour a bucket of water over an occupied stall.
10. Grab someone's ass really hard while they're using a urinal, and see how far you can get before they catch you.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Super Hero!
every kingdom has its hero
FROM THE EASTEN FORREST WE GIVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
THE SUPERSQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday, June 17, 2011
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
The bullet doesn't come back!
Don't look on the spout now!!!
Look dear....the bullet isn't there anymore:O:O
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Time to go in bed! 18+
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent. RD Laing.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation… The other eight are unimportant. (Henry Miller)
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. – Phyllis Diller
I’m a terrible lover. I’ve actually given a woman an anti-climax. – Scott Roeben
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It’s much sexier than any body part. (Aimee Mullins)
Monday, June 13, 2011
Trick or treat!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX.....
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you so me.
6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after.
1. You can do the whole neighborhood.
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Friday, June 10, 2011
Quotes
There is a light at the end of every tunnel….just pray it’s not a train!.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
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